The winning ticket
You are standing on the platform waiting for a train, reading your eReader, when a hoodie approaches intent on divesting you of your new toy.

The Pony eReader

Great excitement yesterday at Crow Towers as I cut out from a box of Sainsbury's Wheetos unpacked my new Pony eReader. As you can see, it is a very slim piece of kit right at the cutting edge of new technology. I was particularly taken by the soft matte finish.

Pontreader1

At first sight reading with it would appear to be simplicity itself. The text is clear and the controls are very easy to use. There is a moment of hesitation when turning the pages, but it is only a minor distraction.

Ponyreader2

It is in many ways just like reading a book.

Ponyreader3

Comments

John Self

Sorry mate, I reckon you've been sold a forgery. Everyone knows the correct spelling is PONNY.

JonathanM

Noooo!!! John, No! The man in the pound shop in Lewisham swore it was geniune.

dovegreyreader

Would you like me to make a nice little "jacket" for it? Or should that be a numnah?

JonathanM

Hello dovegrey, that would be splendid!

JonathanM

PS I have googled *numnah* and I am none the wiser.

dovegreyreader

Well I think it's a thing to keep ponies warm isn't it?

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