Swing label from a piece of Fat Face clothing. Just think, somebody shared a Christmas dinner table with the twat responsible for this. I hope they ate too much pudding and ended up sitting on the toilet for most of the night. It's the least we could wish for.
Bonus points to anyone who can identify the book that I am reading.


Now in stock, the brilliant new collection of stories by Dan Chaon. Published 7th February.
The latest McSweeney's with a poem from Bolano and a piece of Elmore Leonard.
A new collection of short stories from Tessa Hadley. The often unexpected, calmly told. Lovely cover too. Now watch them bork the paperback.
Lovely weed-fueled ramble across Britain in the dark. Fireworks, football, a bit of shagging, It could have been the worst thing I've ever read (not that not fond of all of the above). But it's not, it's good. Buy it for your boyfriend
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Buy a signed copy of Mark's very funny book.
One way or another the end of the world is coming. Beautifully, individually signed by Steven Appleby and Art Lester.
“In his own danceless life he couldn’t imagine anyone laughing on a November dawn but here it was. He tried to dismiss the image of three nude girls in the same bed but it was like trying not to think of a white horse.” Pete Dexter quoting Jim Harrison in his glorious review for the
Geoff Dyer's book of the year (The Guardian 26th Nov) It has a ramshackle loquacity, a down-home hyper-eloquence and an off-the-wallishness that is almost lapidary... And now James Wood reviews it in the
Books from America
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'Happy is a strong word.' The new, brilliantly written, novel from Dan Chaon.
Back then it was always sandals, bottom half of a flower-print bikini, faded Country Joe and the Fish Tshirt.

Wonderfully playful picture book featuring Tiny, Moonpie and Andre. Signed copies available.
Well aware that no animal has ever been sued for libel, Cheeta, star of Tarzan and Doctor Doolittle, tells it as it really was. Naughty boy.


Learn more about The Mousehunter - read the first chapter, buy a signed copy with exclusive free badge
Now with added Booker and Costa. This is what I said in February.
If you haven't already visited the website for this book, go there
I woke up in a foreign armpit. Buy a signed copy
The London boozer fully explained. Now smoke free. The funniest fucking book you will read all year. So funny in fact, that Steven Hunt is not allowed to carry a copy on public transport. Buy 





D'you really expect anything better from a company whose logo looks like that, though? I mean, just look at it. It's hideous in every respect, from its godawful mark to its execrable typeface. And they brand their clothes with that? Ew.
Bonus points: is it The Family Fang by Kevin Wilson?
Posted by: ManxStef | January 09, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Stef You win the bonus points, it is The Family Fang. Have you read it?
Posted by: JonathanM | January 09, 2012 at 12:12 PM
In another part of the world, and angsty hipster teenage girl has taken a photo of the same bookmark (with Instagram), posted it on Facebook with the caption "so true!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Sian | January 09, 2012 at 12:36 PM
Sian,...as she pulls on her chuggers vest and heads to Camden. Oh well, I hope it works for her x
Posted by: JonathanM | January 09, 2012 at 01:03 PM