A customer buys a copy of Sex - How to do it by Em and Lo with photographs by Rankin
She pauses by the door to choose some wrapping paper.
I am so on the ball this year, she says to her friend, adding, What's a fifth wedding anniversary?
Her friend thinks for a moment. Wood, she says.
Wood, my customer says. That's perfect, because that's what he's going to get.
There is much laughter.
Um, you do know I have a blog, I say.


















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